Introduction
Eh, yes I have an AARP membership. No, I am not a senior citizen. In fact, you don’t need to be a senior citizen to join. And to be honest, I’ve only used it once at an Outback where I think you get 20% off. The waiter gave me a confused look, but whatever playa. Anyway, my membership expired back in October and I haven’t renewed since I haven’t had an urge to go to Outback. Anyhow, when your membership expires, AARP will send you renewal notices.
Renewal offers
First they’ll send you reminder emails. Then after a few months, they start to get desperate. The first offer that caught my eye was a “weekend bag” which was like a duffel bag. However, I had to snail mail the offer in, which was too much work. Then they emailed me an offer above which they call a “day bag.” I thought it would be a good bag to use on weekends, and since it was online, I pulled the trigger. Then as I was crafting this email, I noticed they offered a ‘trunk organizer’ a few months back. Now I could have gone 3 years for $36 or 5 years for $49, but then I’d miss out on a free bag every year for $15.
Conclusion
Similar to the Sirius XM game and the Comcast game, you should also play this annual renewal game with AARP. By the way, AAA doesn’t have anything like this.
I’d like the free bag please
I want the bag